Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Google and My Life = Both Random

Once again I must inform you all that I am addicted to the internet.


Take this for example. Below you will find a list of all the terms I googled today:

  1. how much is a goyard bag
  2. goyard bag san francisco
  3. where can you buy fake goyard bags
  4. new york weather
  5. matzah recipe that isnt gross
  6. las vegas weather
  7. sparkle beanie hats
  8. leopard tights
  9. shiloh jolie pitt
  10. shiloh jolie pitt haircut
  11. shiloh jolie pitt lesbian

Basically what this all means is that I have ADD. Let me explain my train of thought here.


I had to take my birthday Fendi in to be repaired, which made me sad because that ended up with me carrying all my belongings home in a shopping bag like a homeless. That led to me wanting a new bag (which is NOT HAPPENING) so I tried to look up Goyard bags online. Apparently there is only one store in the USA which sells them. I called them. The bags are approximately eight million dollars each. Soooooo of course that led to me wanting to buy a fake one. That is going to maybe happen when I go to New York in two days (more on that in a sec), which reminded me of Passover, a holiday I hate because carbs are the enemy and I abhor the taste of matzah. After New York I am going to Vegas for three days with Julie (AHHH). All this traveling made me think of my next trip in a few weeks - to Poland, where it is currently SNOWING. FML. So naturally I googled things that keep you warm, such as sparkle beanie hats and leopard tights. Not things like long underwear and ugly snowboots.



Then I googled Shiloh because I am OBSESSED WITH HER. Did you all know that? For the sake of moving things along I’m gonna save my Shiloh fairy tale story for another day, but until then, it would be helpful if you could send me photos of her to add to my collection. Let’s just leave it at that.


SO: NEW YORK! OMG OMG OMG. I cannot wait! I have not seen my sister, Bailey J. Olive Foumart, in THREE MONTHS. In sister years, three months is an eternity. I am soooo excited that I will not even mention how she abandoned me and moved across the country and is a fancy girl with a fancy job and I feel lonely on sushi nights without her. Nope, won’t even mention it.

Instead I will show you an AMAZING picture of us. Please, how bad-ass were we at the ages of 3 and 2? This photo is my absolute favorite, and not just because tiny violent Bailey is holding a gun.

We are going to shop and eat (a ton) and go see a Broadway show and take taxis and look at fake designer bags and have a pillow fight (no) and wear scarves cuz its cold and we are not going to fight, not even once!

Looking back, I realize this post is slightly random and ADD. Whatever. As long as I’m being random I would like to point out I now have 167 Facebook fans, which means everyone is my new best friend.

I would also like to mention that lots of people who I didn’t realize read the blog commented on the last post, which actually almost brought tears to my eyes. Yes, that is how much I love comments. So please keep leaving them!

Lots of love, fake Goyard bags, and Shiloh Jolie Pitt for all of you! XOXOXO.



1 comment:

New aGe said...

You're coming to NYC?!?