So there you have it. Party tips, by the class act pictured in the photo above. Please note, I am planning on throwing The Bash of the (Quarter) Century in my honor for my 25th birthday this summer, and I expect all of you to read and memorize these beforehand. There will probably be a quiz.
If you have other party tips, put them in the comments so I can read them and laugh. Party on! XOXO.