Tuesday, June 15, 2010

I Have Sparkle Hair Extensions. Just Call Me Lady Gaga Jr.

The rumors are true. I HAVE SPARKLE HAIR EXTENSIONS.


OH YES. BEHOLD:


ignore jeffrey. look closely. can you see them!?


It started last month. I met my friend Alexandra for sushi and in the middle of popping a spicy tuna roll in my mouth, something caught my eye. “You have some shit in your hair,” I said sweetly. She immediately corrected me.


“They’re called Shimmerlys,” she said. “They’re glittery hair extensions that get tied to a single hair on your head so when you move, they sparkle through your hair!”


I was fascinated. Hair sparkles? Could this be true? Alex has dark blond hair and shiny gold Shimmerlys, but could I pull such a thing off? Cue to last week at Drybar. As my stylist introduced herself, I noticed HER hair sparkling too. But hers were RED -- almost the EXACT color of my own hair!


I immediately inquired within and to my delight, I found out that she did them herself, they were ridiculously easy to put it, AND she made house-calls. What was there to do but get them faster than you can say SPARKLESANDGLITTERPRINCESSOMG?


We arranged a time to meet. If you were driving by Gorham last Thursday around 5pm, that was me you saw sitting on the sidewalk with a huge smile on her face, getting pieces of glitter tied into her hair :)


Ladies, you have to get them. But don’t expect your men to understand. Right after I got them, I went to pick Jacob up. I didn’t say anything at first - I wanted to see if he would notice or not. After about 20 minutes, I couldn’t stand it anymore.


“DO YOU NOTICE THE SPARKLES IN MY HAIR?”

“Yes.”

“YOU DO!? Well, what do you think?”

“I think you look like a moron. What the fuck is in your hair?”


Pshhh. Men. They don’t get it. I can’t even tell you what joy they bring me. Everywhere I go, I toss my head in the sunlight and shake my hair in people’s faces :)


So to recap: I have sparkle hair extensions. And I just bought rhinestone sunglasses. And I have electric purple glitter nail polish on my toes. Basically what I’m trying to tell you is I am the Jewish Lady Gaga.


8 comments:

Alexandra said...

I love my Shimmerlys! Thanks for the shout out and I'm glad you are rocking the hair glitter. We are going to be the coolest girls on our BR trip and everyone is going to want them when we get home ;)

Jodi said...

ok, I AM jealous! I might need to find someone in KC to make me as cool as you guys! :)

Amanda Lalique said...

your blog is so great and really funny!!! I love helping you and your mom... now I can follow your blog and keep up with the Queen!

xoxo

Jessie Sunday said...

Did you see where I am viewing the blog from??? Im such a jet-setter-blog-reader. You are sparkly.

Anonymous said...

Jordan- bethany has these in her hair! I cant wait to tell her you have them too. She will be so happy since she still talks about you

Wendy

hair extensions said...

They look good!!! I'm jealous I've wanted extensions but my hair is so unhealthy I don't think it could handle them! haha :)

Anonymous said...

A friend of mine sells the shimmerlys online. You can get the kit too. Try it out: www.shimmerlys.com

lina said...

Hi I stumbled on your post when I googled shimmerlys. Can you send me the contact info of the stylist that did yours. Thank you.