Once again I must inform you all that I am addicted to the internet.
Take this for example. Below you will find a list of all the terms I googled today:
- how much is a goyard bag
- goyard bag san francisco
- where can you buy fake goyard bags
- new york weather
- matzah recipe that isnt gross
- las vegas weather
- sparkle beanie hats
- leopard tights
- shiloh jolie pitt
- shiloh jolie pitt haircut
- shiloh jolie pitt lesbian
Basically what this all means is that I have ADD. Let me explain my train of thought here.
I had to take my birthday Fendi in to be repaired, which made me sad because that ended up with me carrying all my belongings home in a shopping bag like a homeless. That led to me wanting a new bag (which is NOT HAPPENING) so I tried to look up Goyard bags online. Apparently there is only one store in the USA which sells them. I called them. The bags are approximately eight million dollars each. Soooooo of course that led to me wanting to buy a fake one. That is going to maybe happen when I go to New York in two days (more on that in a sec), which reminded me of Passover, a holiday I hate because carbs are the enemy and I abhor the taste of matzah. After New York I am going to Vegas for three days with Julie (AHHH). All this traveling made me think of my next trip in a few weeks - to Poland, where it is currently SNOWING. FML. So naturally I googled things that keep you warm, such as sparkle beanie hats and leopard tights. Not things like long underwear and ugly snowboots.