Wednesday, March 17, 2010

I'm Not Irish But You Can Kiss Me Anyway

Today is St. Patrick’s Day. I could not care less. In the grand scheme of things that I care about, St. Patrick’s Day ranks at the bottom of the totem pole, somewhere between Paris Hilton and learning exactly how the game of football works.

Other holidays I am not fond of:

  • Halloween - I believe in wearing costumes every day, not just at the end of October. Also, girls who wear nothing but bras in public irritate me.
  • Valentine’s Day - I also believe in telling the people who you love that you love them all the time, not just when God, the government, and Hallmark tell you to. Although I like that everything around this time is pink and sparkly, I abhor those small candy hearts. They taste like chalk.
  • New Year’s Eve - NYE makes everyone act like if they’re not at THE. BIGGEST. BESTEST. PARTY. OF. ALL. TIME, then their night was unsuccessful. I do not subscribe to this theory and therefore am not a fan. Also, it takes FOREVER to get a cab.
  • Yom Kippur - Um, we spend this holiday not eating, thus its inclusion on this list. Duh. I do appreciate the whole “clean slate” thing - as I am someone who NEEDS IT - but every Yom Kips ends with too many bagels to my face and a massive hunger headache.

Anyways, St. Patrick’s Day is not significant to my life, as the concept of both leprechauns and green beer frighten me. HOWEVER... I will honor the holiday in my own way, by posting a series of random yet delightful photos of me wearing the color green!

Don't worry, that parrot is not real

Spring break 2006 in Mexico... dancing on the stage at Senor Frogs. UGH I MISS COLLEGE.

If St. Patrick’s Day is your thing, hope you had a fantastic one!

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