1. The lady who sat through my Weight Watchers meeting next to me, raising her hand and enthusiastically volunteering answers while simultaneously eating a DONUT.
2. The new Dancing with the Stars cast. Uh, Kate Gosselin? Do you know you have A HUNDRED CHILDREN? Shouldn’t you be like, hanging out with them?
3. “Shit, Obama’s President. I can jaywalk if I want to.” - overheard while walking downtown. I laughed so hard I couldn’t cross the street.
Fun news coming soon! Happy March to all of you.