I am fairly certain my rabbi is more bad ass than yours. NOT ONLY because she drinks wine, sometimes takes me out for fancy dinners, says brilliant things, and is a lesbian, but ALSO because she has gchat, which I love, and which gives me conversations like this:
4:02 PM
E: you are brilliant
and some day
i will say i knew you when
me: what!
that is fabulous
why
E: your blog
it just keeps getting better
and smarter
and more savvy
and i just sense big things
me: i enjoy you
E: and since god and i are like this
well
i know these things
me: btw this conversation is going on my blog
hope you do not mind
E: i never mind being discussed on your blog
it is an honor
you know how madonna has her rabbi
at the kabbalah center
i want to be your rabbi so when you are pictured in US weekly
i can be in there too
me: omg this convo just keeps getting better and better
is it inapprop to say sometimes i wish i was a lesbian so we could be LIFE PARTNERS FOREVAAAAA
but instead besties will do
E: laughing aloud
literally
See? She rocks. That conversation pleased me to no end because I was complimented in it, which is one of my VERY FAVORITE PASTTIMES.
The best was when she said, "God and I are like this" -- ie, besties. Life tip: it is good to have a friend who is a rabbi (or pastor or reverend or Father or what have you in the Christian universe) because they are on a close personal first-name basis with God, and some of us need all the help we can get.
I love the Queen of L.A. I love Elianna Yolkut. I love this blog. And, I love this conversation. Congrats on getting 60+ Facebook fans in one day!
ReplyDeleteAll hail the queen! And love that Rabbi EY too!
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