I’m In Love. (With This Scarf.)

I think by now we’ve established that I fucking love the color pink. And we’ve also covered a few other things I’m in love with. In case you’ve forgotten, I’ll give you a short list. Leopard print. Things that sparkle. Black and white toile. Polka dots. Glitter in any form.

So it’s only natural that anytime any of those things that I love are combined, I go a little nuts. Take this scarf, for example.

Polka dots + hot pink + beads + fringe = INSANITY. I am seriously going apeshit over this scarf. I can barely type I want it so bad.

Yes, I like to shop, and yes, I like fancy things. But I am also very reasonable about what I buy. I don’t spend crazy amounts of money on silly things. When I buy something that costs a lot of money, it’s only after careful consideration, a lot of internet research, and usually a combination of a long wait, a special occasion, and a big sale.

Yet every now and then, something ridiculous comes along that costs approximately eight zillion dollars and even though I know it is way too expensive and completely unnecessary, I fall madly in love.

I LOVE THIS SCARF. I LOVE IT DEEPLY.

I am really thirsty, but I refuse to allow myself to get off my bed to go into the kitchen to pour a glass of water, because my purse is in the kitchen and I know I will come back with my credit card in hand and in a frenzy I will go temporarily insane and buy the scarf before I can stop myself.

MUST. STAY. STRONG. MUST. NOT. BUY. SCARF.