People. Listen. This is how it works. I write funny blogs to entertain you and basically make fun of myself and my loved ones on the internet, and in turn all I ask is that you leave me snazzy comments from time to time.
Well, I’m now adding something else to the list. From now on you need to ALERT ME when there are pink things floating around in the universe that you know I will LOVE.
Like these shoes. HOLY SHIT.
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT HOT PINK SPARKLE LOUBOUTINS EXIST AND I DO NOT OWN THEM?
They are everything I love. Super fancy and not ridiculously high and hot pink and GLITTERY. If I get these, everywhere I walk, my feet will SPARKLE! Like a brunette Tinkerbelle. Or an angel from heaven.
I sense a 25th birthday present approaching. Maybe it’s time I craft a new list?
Holy shit, Jordan! $565 for a pair of shoes?! (Yes, they're too high! Heels AND Price!)
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